NO LONGER AVAILABLE
Looking to understand the cosmic flow of energy in your life from a more practical and realistic interpretation of the stars in 2010?
We do not offer you any kind of false hopes for winning the lottery, finding your perfect faery tale romance or to generally stroke your ego.
We give you a practical analysis of how the universal influence of the stars will do just that... influence you... by way of providing you with your Sun Sign, Moon Sign, and Planetary House energies.
We also provide you with our very own custom method of adapting your astrological alignments to your life. You do not have to be an expert astrologer to apply this successfully, nor will you have to master the meaning of our formula... you just have to learn how to become an expert about yourself.
And that is why you are here, after all... you want the best for yourself without being taken for a superstitious fool.
Full Name and Date of Birth. ( full name of the month as well ). Refer to the following as an example: Grigori Rasputin, 29 July 1871
Refer to the following if you have purchased more than one report: Leonardo da Vinci, 15 April 1452 / William Blake, 28 November 1757 / Wilhelm Theodor Wulff, 27 March 1893
TIME OF BIRTH: If you know the time of birth that would help too. This is important for those few people that are born on days where one Moon Sign transitions into the next Moon Sign. Most people do not know their exact time, so if your birth data happens to fall upon one of these days and you do not give us a time, we will provide you with the Moon Sign that was in alignment at the start of that day. If you include the time, please add it after the year like this: 15 April 1452, 5:37pm
PLEASE NOTE: We at the Horrorscope are not including Ascendent Sign interpretations in our yearly reports, nor do we offer any kind of Ascendent Sign only analysis. Scroll down to read exactly what an Ascendent Sign is, and why we will not do your report in this fashion.
Upon receiving the required information and confirmation of your payment, it should take 2 to 4 days to compile your report(s). When your reports are ready, they will be uploaded to our server and available to you for downloading. You will receive an email with the URL to your PDF(s). All reports will be available for download for a maximum of 7 days, after which they will be deleted. If you have not heard from us after the above mentioned 4 (four) days that your report is ready for downloading, and you are certain mail from the Horrorscope.us domain is not turning up in your spam folder, contact us right away. The longer you wait, the longer it may take for us to track down your order and find out what went wrong. If you do have an unfulfilled order and do not contact us to initiate an investigation within a maximum of 30 (thirty) days, such orders will become void and non-refundable. Failure to download your report(s) within the specified period of time does not fall under this area of unfulfilled orders and your order will be considered processed and completed.
Reports are published in the PDF file format. You will need Adobe Acrobat to read this file, and you can download it for your system here: http://get.adobe.com/reader/
RECOMMENDED FOR PERSONS 18 YEARS OF AGE AND OLDER Why? Astrology is very much dependent on having a life of your own, interacting with the world at large and everything else that comes with making one’s own decisions. In general, the under 18 year old is living an institutionalised life. This outdated and heavily flawed method of youth education puts the individual in a position where the majority of traits that define individual thoughts and actions are suppressed, rejected or punished. As a result, astrology, as well as most other forms of occultism and spirituality, will have little to no practical value for such a person due to the high chance of inaccuracies. This is not an institutional friendly product.
SUN SIGN: By far the most generalised and often vague aspect of astrology. This is not your actual astrological energy, rather it is the universal energy the world at large imposes upon you.
MOON SIGN: While still generalised, your moon sign signifies the personal influence of energy in your life. It is the aspect of your astrological alignment that you project outward and into the world.
PLANETARY HOUSE: Each sign in the zodiac has a strong tie to a certain planet in our solar system, and the current influence of that particular planet will have a decisive effect on your various signs, much like a form of gravity. Here at the Horrorscope, we use our own method of planetary interpretation that does not conform to, or resemble the common one used in modern astrology. Rather, we interpret the planets based on their own primordial qualities. The Sun and Moon are classed as Planetary Houses despite their being distinctly different solar entities.
ASCENDENT SIGN: This is a genuine and specific analysis of astrological and astronomical energy that is precisely tailored to you as an individual. To calculate your Ascendent Sign, your exact time and location of birth is required ( for true accuracy, the mere city you were born in is unacceptable, the exact longitude and latitude are necessary ). In the world of astrology, Ascendent Sign analysis is a huge source of charlatanry and deception. It requires a genuine mastery of astrology, a level of expertise in the realm of astronomy... yes, astronomy... and above all, it is impossible to create a genuine Ascendent Sign analysis without a personal familiarity with the subject in question. This limits the field to self analysis of the astrologer and to their inner circle. Ascendent Signs differ from Sun and Moon Signs in that they are completely devoid of interpretation, and are about a pure, undiluted application of universal energy. For a practical example of this level of expertise, one can simply look to thousands of years of personal astrologers appointed to royal and military leaders throughout the world. Men and women dedicated to divining the astrological nature of a single human being. You will find that at this level of knowledge, there were a few court appointed astrologers that were the real deal and were deserving of the title Master Astrologer. A few... the rest you will find had the knowledge, yet none of the expertise, evident in the many failed and flimsy interpretations they gave of both triumphant and catastrophic events. Astrology is a science of analysis and application, and does not involve pseudo psychic powers, or faith. This fact is no more obvious than in the very nature and application of Ascendent Sign calculation. These are life-long explorations and cannot be reduced to monthly or yearly reports.
